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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:20

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do Muslims invade Western society?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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